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Pure Hemp Smokes, CBD Cigarettes

So there I was, standing outside my office building at 2 PM, desperately sucking on a toothpick like some kind of deranged beaver because I’d quit cigarettes for the fourth time that year. Pathetic doesn’t even begin to cover it. My coworker Sarah walked up, took one look at my tragic toothpick situation, and handed me this green pack that looked suspiciously like cigarettes but smelled like a dispensary had a baby with a head shop.

“Hemp cigarettes,” she said, lighting one up like it was completely normal. “CBD, no nicotine, tastes way better than whatever wood fiber you’re gnawing on over there.” I figured what the hell, might as well try something that wouldn’t make me look like a reformed smoker having an existential crisis in the parking lot.

Six months later, I haven’t touched a regular cigarette. These Pure Hemp Smokes from Hemp Oil Rockstar actually work. Not in that miracle cure way where angels sing and your life transforms overnight, but in the way where you still get to smoke something without slowly killing yourself in the process. Which, honestly, is kind of a miracle when you think about it.

What’s Packed Into These Green Devils

Here’s what you’re actually putting in your lungs instead of tar and forty-seven different carcinogens:

• Premium hemp flower – The good stuff, not whatever they swept off the floor after harvest
• CBD ranging from 15mg to 75mg – Depends on which flavor you pick, all natural from the plant
• CBG in some varieties – Another cannabinoid that tastes different and hits different
• Absolutely zero nicotine – Your addiction can finally take a permanent vacation
• No tobacco whatsoever – Your lungs will send you thank you cards
• Natural terpenes – Makes them smell like a forest instead of an ashtray
• Under 0.3% Delta 9 THC – Legal in all 50 states.

The Complete Hemp Cigarette Experience Menu

Eight different ways to smoke hemp because apparently we’re fancy like that now. Each one burns differently, tastes different, and makes you feel slightly different afterward. It’s like wine tasting but with more coughing and less pretentious vocabulary.

Pure Original (15mg CBD)

This is hemp in its birthday suit – no frills, no fancy flavoring, just straight plant matter doing its thing. Tastes exactly like you’d expect hemp to taste, which is earthy and green and slightly reminiscent of that one time you accidentally ate grass as a kid. Good starter option if you’ve never smoked hemp before and want to know what all the fuss is about. Burns evenly, doesn’t make you hack up a lung, and leaves you feeling slightly more relaxed than when you started.

Pure Ice (Menthol, 15mg CBD)

Remember those old Kool cigarettes your weird uncle used to smoke at family barbecues? This is like that, except it won’t slowly erode your will to live. The menthol actually works – cold, refreshing, makes your sinuses feel like they just got power-washed by a team of very small janitors. My friend Dave, who used to smoke two packs of menthols a day before his wife threatened to divorce him, says these are the only thing that stopped him from climbing the walls during withdrawal.

Pure Silver (15mg CBD)

The diplomatic choice. Not too strong, not too weak, just hanging out in that sweet spot where nobody complains. Lighter hemp flavor that doesn’t punch you in the face with planty goodness. Perfect for people who want to smoke something while having actual conversations instead of focusing entirely on not coughing. Also good for beginners who think regular hemp tastes like they’re smoking a salad.

Pure Premium (50mg CBD)

Now we’re getting serious. More CBD means stronger hemp flavor, which means you’ll actually know you smoked something instead of wondering if that was just an expensive piece of paper. Takes longer to smoke because there’s more stuff packed in there. The kind of smoke that makes you sit down afterward and actually feel relaxed instead of just going through the motions.

Pure CBG (75mg CBG)

The weird cousin of the hemp cigarette family. CBG tastes different than CBD – more complex, earthier, with this almost nutty undertone that makes you think of hiking through forests where people go to find themselves. My hippie neighbor swears this one helps her focus better than her morning coffee, though she also believes crystals can cure her WiFi connection problems, so take that with a grain of salt.

Pure Sol (50mg CBD)

The Goldilocks of hemp smokes. Not too light, not too heavy, just right for pretty much any situation. Good for smoking alone while watching Netflix, good for sharing with friends who might judge you for your hemp cigarette choices. Balanced flavor that doesn’t overwhelm your taste buds but still reminds you that you’re smoking actual hemp and not some weird synthetic substitute.

Pure Ice Premium (Menthol, 50mg CBD)

Pure Ice’s bigger, stronger older brother who went to college and came back with opinions about everything. More menthol, more CBD, more of that refreshing sensation that makes you feel like you just brushed your teeth with arctic wind. Burns slower than the 15mg version, lasts longer, and actually delivers enough CBD to make a difference in how you feel.

Pure Hybrid (75mg CBD)

The heavyweight champion of hemp cigarettes. This is for people who want to smoke something substantial, not just go through the motions. Complex flavor profile that changes as you smoke it, kind of like those fancy wines that taste different at the beginning and end of the sip. Takes forever to smoke because it’s packed tight, but you’ll actually feel relaxed afterward instead of just satisfied that you completed a smoking ritual.

How to Not Completely Mess This Up

Light the end like any normal cigarette, except maybe be a little more patient because hemp doesn’t catch fire quite as eagerly as tobacco. Inhale normally, but don’t try to smoke these like you’re in a race against time. Hemp hits differently than tobacco – slower, gentler, without that immediate nicotine punch that regular cigarettes give you.

Store them somewhere they won’t dry out completely. Dried out hemp cigarettes taste like you’re smoking mulch from someone’s garden, and nobody deserves that kind of disappointment. Also, don’t leave them in your car during summer because heat turns them into expensive disappointment sticks.

Space them out a little. You don’t need to chain smoke hemp cigarettes like you might have with regular ones. The CBD actually does something, so give it time to work before lighting up another one. Also, your friends will think you’re weird if you smoke six hemp cigarettes in an hour, and they’ll be right.

The Honest Truth About Hemp Cigarettes

These are hemp flower rolled into cigarette form with different amounts of CBD and CBG depending on which variety makes you feel like a responsible adult. No nicotine means no addiction, no tobacco means your lungs won’t hate you, and no weird chemicals means you’re basically smoking organic vegetables. Eight different flavors from barely-there hemp taste to full-on plant experience, with menthol options for people who miss that cooling sensation. Good alternative if you like the ritual of smoking but prefer not slowly poisoning yourself with every puff.

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COA’s

Hybrid

Ice

Ice Premium

Premium

Silver

Original

CBG